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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done...
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The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.
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In prosperity prepare for a change; in adversity hope for one.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the...
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
Quote #16633
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that...
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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #7626
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities...