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I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...
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Hunger makes thief of any man.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
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Folks who never do any more than they are paid for, never get paid...
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I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
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As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are...
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Remember this-that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in the...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...
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When something (an affliction) happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or...