Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #28848
Different people have different duties assigned to them by Nature Nature has given one...
Quote #24132
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Quote #14429
Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
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Our aspirations are our possibilities.
Quote #29745
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Quote #16358
A good conscience is to the soul what health is to the body; it...