Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #25420
A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #10502
A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.
Quote #21277
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
Quote #4787
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice; journalism what...
Quote #22398
Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end
Quote #15464
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.