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Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now...
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Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
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Don’t offer me advice give me money.
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Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than...
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.