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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its...
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He who fears something gives it power over him.
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Loneliness seems to have become the great American disease.
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Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
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The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.
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Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...