Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #7586
Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #25073
When one has great gifts, what answer to the meaning of existence should one...
Quote #21188
Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that...
Quote #20589
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
Quote #21484
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
Quote #12278
It?s such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #7044
That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.