Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #17764
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #13745
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have...
Quote #8895
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming...
Quote #20845
Niether a borrower nor a lender be.
Quote #3754
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #30508
The sensibility of man to trifles, and his insensibility to great things, indicates a...
Quote #31720
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #10599
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like...