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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
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As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.
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A good friend will fit you like ring to finger.
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And say my glory was I had such friends.
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There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call...