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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #3993
You keep changin? the rules and I can?t play the game. I can?t take...
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #27125
If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.
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Every mile is two in winter.
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One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of...
Quote #6308
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.