Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Dont go through life, GROW through life.
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #34621
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #25852
Loving a child doesn’t mean giving in to all his whims to love him...
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Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of...
Quote #27486
I believe that man will not merely endure he will prevail.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they...
Quote #6639
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Quote #27318
When you live on a round planet, there’s no choosing sides.