Quote #19280
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
Quote #24602
Just because the solutions of problems are not visible at any particular time does...
Quote #29591
The little things are most worthwhile– quiet word, a look, a smile.
Quote #3218
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
Quote #8064
One does not learn how to die by killing others.
Quote #5890
Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #32740
To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
Quote #32745
Be bold and the mighty will follow.