Quote #3731
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the...
Quote #30855
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they...
Quote #5136
The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #8291
Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of...
Quote #25036
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #14579
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #19679
Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get...
Quote #10913
What?s the use of happiness? It can?t buy you money.