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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...
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The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the...
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Courage and modesty are the most unequivocal of virtues, for they are of a...
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Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in...
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The good and the wise lead quiet lives.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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Hate no one, for hate is a starving beast who has just found its...