Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #16603
This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #5182
When all think alike, no one thinks very much.
Quote #11251
A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only...
Quote #10271
A man who works beyond the surface of things, though he may be wrong...
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #20514
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
Quote #19055
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
Quote #10664
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits