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The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and...
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Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...
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Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent...
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In all religiousness there lurks the suspicion that we invented the story that God...