Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Quote #2667
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Quote #1913
A plan is just a tangent vector on the manifold of reality.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #15814
The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more...
Quote #26350
Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.
Quote #6877
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #17626
Advice to writers Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Quote #6430
The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it...
Quote #26390
Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier....