Quote #3072
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other...
Quote #276
I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #31243
The smaller the understanding of the situation, the more pretentious the form of expression.
Quote #26241
Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect...
Quote #29036
If you don’t appreciate it, you don’t deserve it.
Quote #29869
McCabe’s Law Nobody has to do anything.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #30394
I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
Quote #22241
The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.