Quote #1780
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Quote #22974
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #18493
Happy The price is wrong, bitch.
Quote #8583
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to...
Quote #4532
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
Quote #12111
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #10599
There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like...
Quote #34448
The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.