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Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
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One thing I can say about George…he may not be able to keep a...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #18480
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Quote #7149
To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.
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One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that...
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If you love someone, put their name in a circle because hearts can be...
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The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.