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The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
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Five senses; an incurably abstract intellect; a haphazardly selective memory; a set of preconceptions...
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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A democratic government is only as strong as the alert conscience of its people.
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The three fundamental Rules of Robotics…One: a robot may not injure a human being,...
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Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #26726
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.