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He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own...
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Experience without learning is better than learning without experience.
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot...
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tries, and a...
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If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you...
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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.