Quote #10833
I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.
Quote #1186
It did not last: the devil howling “Ho! Let Einstein be!” restored the status...
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #5815
Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality; the...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #8783
Its embarrassing, you try to overthrow the government and you wind up on a...
Quote #27530
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Quote #16799
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Quote #14717
Learning to draw is really a matter of learning to see — to see...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.