Quote #5363
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #15952
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #6312
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #9660
To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.
Quote #9426
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #30593
We love those who know the worst of us and don’t turn their faces...
Quote #23308
As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a...
Quote #21260
The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken...
Quote #9588
If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds? worth of distance run?...