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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #14946
Observe your enemies for they first find out your faults.
Quote #1643
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Quote #26308
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #8433
Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the...
Quote #2483
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
Quote #29134
If you’ve got to resist, you’re chances of being hurt are less the more...
Quote #21935
It’s what you learn after you know it all that counts.
Quote #7685
Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
Quote #28331
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...