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If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22887
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero but a bad novel...
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The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
Quote #12958
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #17564
Thou canst not touch the freedom of my mind.
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I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
Quote #27991
One must love a cat on its own terms.
Quote #19406
Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the...