Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #32524
As a spider emits and draws in its thread, As plants arise on the...
Quote #3919
If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at...
Quote #7987
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #20397
I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable...
Quote #12740
Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Quote #1483
At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given...
Quote #29826
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #22143
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as...