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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let...
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Every man builds his world in his own image. He has the power to...
Quote #14604
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain – and most fools do.
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You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable...
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It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #16753
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...
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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not...
Quote #30483
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde....