Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #30308
The world is content with setting right the surface of things.
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #907
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #12151
Carbon atoms on a distant planet rearranged themselves into DNA, microorganisms formed, grew backbones,...
Quote #30787
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Quote #14954
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
Quote #4602
Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.
Quote #26090
All things are possible until they are proved impossible-even the impossible may only be...
Quote #22714
Children have to be educated, but they have also to be left to educate...