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Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough...
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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
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If you’re going to be a healer, it’s not enough to read books and...
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A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
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A man of courage flees forward in the midst of new things.
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Men are rich only as they give. He who gives great service gets great...
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Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our...