Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #18953
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the...
Quote #28780
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...
Quote #18652
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Quote #32378
Nothing can be called failure until you accept it as such. You can transmute...
Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #11862
I think the prime reason for existence, for living in this world, is discovery.
Quote #33397
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Quote #28562
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...