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Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
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Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
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The bonds that unite another person to ourselves exist only in our mind. Memory...
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I write entirely to find out what I’m thinking, what I’m looking at, what...
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What should move us to action is human dignity: the inalienable dignity of the...
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It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.