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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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But all who are not lunitics are agreed about certain things: That it is...
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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The vast possibilities of our great future will become realities only if we make...
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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called...
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I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate...
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We know what the animals do, what are the needs of the beaver, the...
Quote #17792
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those...