Quote #3103
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #7110
The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of...
Quote #3931
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #1446
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Quote #18137
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #25119
I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than...
Quote #33078
In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as...
Quote #8719
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Quote #19485
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.