Quote #21530
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #1201
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is...
Quote #3953
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Quote #31602
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t...
Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #25829
Any life, no matter how long and complex it may be, is made up...
Quote #24745
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a...
Quote #3497
Water generally flows downhill in this area.