Quote #29431
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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If you wish in this world to advance Your merits you’re bound to enhance...
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Wars were not made by generations and their special stupidities, but that wars were...
Quote #30865
It is easier to talk than to hold one’s tongue.
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Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
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It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get...
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #15480
Better were it to be unborn than to be ill bred.