Quote #28197
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist...
Quote #21228
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Quote #17370
Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #22458
Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still.
Quote #5135
Of all sad words of tongue and pen the saddest are these, what might...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #24370
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Quote #15737
Prejudice is the conjurer of imaginary wrongs, strangling truth, overpowering reason, making strong men...
Quote #6233
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...