Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #18395
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Quote #13902
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
Quote #17253
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
Quote #4032
No one knows what he can do until he tries.
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #19574
Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one’s status in the eyes of...
Quote #20002
Wealth may be an ancient thing, for it means power, it means leisure, it...
Quote #23638
Great grief does not of itself put an end to itself.
Quote #34812
It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from...