Quote #30404
You don’t have to be old in America to say of a world you...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #26714
There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #24076
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
Quote #33902
Character develops itself in the stream of life.
Quote #34111
Get pleasure out of life…as much as you can. Nobody every died from pleasure.
Quote #9399
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #5727
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last.
Quote #7010
It is a great thing to know our vices.
Quote #20694
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.