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Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him...
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique...
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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
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The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
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Nature gets credit which should in truth be reserved for ourselves: the rose for...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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People don’t understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.
Quote #5429
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...