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When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who...
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The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
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Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies...
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Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
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Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments: love is not...
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I won’t have you electioneering on my doorstep. Every time you get in trouble...
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...