Quote #34655
Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
Quote #34322
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #3919
If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #13591
A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your...
Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #10904
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”
Quote #12074
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made...
Quote #7891
War is hell, and I mean to make it so.