Quote #22279
Common sense is the best sense I know of.
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #17730
Sit down before fact like a little child, and be prepared to give up...
Quote #12446
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #25003
But each day brings its petty dust Our soon-chok’d souls to fill, And we...
Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #11455
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Quote #4890
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...
Quote #3245
…they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...