Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #31606
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
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This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search...
Quote #14628
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say...
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Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
Quote #6939
Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.
Quote #33969
Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.