Quote #34669
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Quote #7985
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #16370
Yes, there is a Nirvanah; it is leading your sheep to a green pasture,...
Quote #29538
Science when well digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
Quote #23406
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #25333
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #23925
Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Quote #3782
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense...