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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
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Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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If you want to make good use of your time, you?ve got to know...
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Our thoughts are free.
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The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like...
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Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? — John...
Quote #22834
Ultimately, all things are known because you want to believe you know.