Quote #7248
You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are...
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #27674
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...
Quote #11360
Better the foot slip than the tongue.
Quote #21797
Anatomy is destiny.
Quote #30179
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.
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Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #5804
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #31279
It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...