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He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
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He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the...
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When I’m trusting and being myself… everything in my life reflects this by falling...
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but...