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Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own...
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Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
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The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Your mind must always go, even while you’re shaking hands and going through all...
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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know...
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Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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May the sun always shine on your windowpane May a rainbow be certain to...
Quote #8970
The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and...