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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #3272
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
Quote #34888
We are made to persist. That’s how we find out who we are.
Quote #28576
Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we...
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
Quote #33939
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
Quote #2353
The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or...
Quote #31810
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #7841
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...